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"If you see ANYTHING move in those fuckin' trees, you kill it with your chainsaw. Including me. I don't give a shit. Kill first, ask questions later."
--Trevor Gunston.
R.I.P
Here is a memorial pictorial gallery of just some of the paying customers who have died during Trev's Chainsaw Safari expeditions in previous years.
This hipster wanker died of a massive heart attack after a mere 8 minutes up the Kaimai's when he realised he'd forgotten to bring his shampoo bottle.
Shockingly, as soon as this bloke's cheque cleared, I just started throwing my chainsaw at him until he died. He died soon after. R.I.P.
I confess. I completely killed this bloke. 48 inches of roaring Mccullough DeForester action right up the shitter. Don't even remember why. Just seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
Didn't do a fuckin' thing! Honest guv! Nice quiet peaceful morning, all I did was abruptly start my fuckin' chainsaw up and the mad slag was so startled she fell off the fuckin' ledge! You had to laugh.
Somehow I mistakenly handed this lot flamethrowers instead of chainsaws and within seconds they had all accidentally killed each other. Oops. You can only look back and laugh. Actually though I was having a good fuckin' laugh about it at the time too.
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