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"If you see ANYTHING move in those fuckin' trees, you kill it with your chainsaw. Including me. I don't give a shit. Kill first, ask questions later."
--Trevor Gunston.
Gidday cunts. Welcome to my chainsaw safari homepage. My name is Trevor Gunston of Trev's Chainsaw Safari's. We will take you wankers up the Kaimai's for a top shit chainsaw safari that revolves around killing every fuckin' thing that fuckin' moves. Here is a picture of me at the Nationals last year. I came second to last because my fucking enormous 78kg Mccullough Dethstroke DeForester Mk 7 chainsaw was so fuckin heavy I kept dropping the fat cunt.
"Kill this fuckhead bird by chucking your screaming bloody roaring chainsaw at it! Where eagles dare cunts!" - Trev.
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